archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Guys! Hey, guys! Hey! Y'all play poker? Guys? Where are you going? Hang out for a sec. Ugh, I shoulda known before I bought those poker books that no one was gonna play with me.
Whoa that lady has an entire bag of goldfish! Don't waste that shit on your kids! I'm comin' to get em BONK
This had better be fucking clean, Kim Jong-Il said, holding up the bottle provided to him by his Secretary of Urine. If I don't piss clean, my dad says he's going to take away the Mercedes.
No Michael, I'm not mad. You're my son. I accept and love you unconditionally. Ugh... Where am I going to find a bigger nose ring?
Do you want to see my vacation photos? Okay.
You see that sign, officer? What is the government doing with all my tax money, anyway? It's like they're just putting it in a hole.
Say what you will about my guns, bruce laughed, but so far, they've kept me safe from the many dangers of making friends.
Just have my umbrella ready before I head out to the airport. It may be raining when... George Bush didn't use an umbrella? Well, of course he didn't. 9/11 was an inside job.
One day I'm just gonna walk outta this place and be free... It's not natural for a horse to be trapped inside eight hours a day. This field is great... How do you get on the wifi? We don't get wifi out here man farmer doesn't trust that internet stuff shit how am I gonna check my Horsebook?
Get the Psychic burger, Joe... I know you want to. Psychic Burger doesn't want ketchup on it, Joe.
they gonna cut us up man I can just tell. Nah I heard em saying we were gonna see the sun. can't wait to get some fresh air.
The last pear you ate hurt your mouth? That's ridiculous! How do you injure yourself on a pear?
Oh shit a protester exclaimed and motioned to the other men holding signs. We were thinking of Sweetest Day, guys. Sweetest Day. Not Valentine's. Let's go.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
