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2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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while the initial problems of how to cage and train a levitating dog were easily solved, the flying pit bull breed met its demise once its creators experienced the phenomena of flying dog barf and flying dog shit

this thing's broken. all I can see is some little blobs moving around. this is a microscope, senator. what you're actually looking at is a magnification of a revolutionary gene therapy that has the potential to cure degenerative nerve diseases. what'd you call it? a microphone? doesn't look like a goddamn microphone to me. are you all a bunch of hippies? huh? you trying to make me take a drug trip? get this bullshit out of here.

goodbye, linux. perhaps I will install you in a later life.

next time you have $500 to waste, maybe you could just give it to a poor person.

this one right here is pretty great. back here, on the handle part... see that? usb port.

yeaaaaah!!! fuck your mom, crosswalk!

say it! I'm sorry, james. I just don't think I can call you king geedorah. how about zev love x? james, your break is over

yes I am aware that it would be cheaper to purchase a usb mouse but in this case it so happens that this particular style of old macintosh mouse is ergonomic for me so I need to convert it to a usb mouse by tomorrow so I do not miss my cyber nations tournament

democrats for blackwell, motherfucker!

saddam hussein. you have been charged with one count of implying that a $250 cookie recipe cost $2.50. of this charge, the jury finds you not guilty

god damn it, mom. I told you, I'm working on my webcomic. no I don't want to go to the mall, unless they have a webcomic there, that I can just buy.

go back to horseland I'll fuck your mom, horse don't make me take my hat off get out horse

archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






