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jonathan where's wheres the change from my soda i gave you a twenty okay mom i heard you i'll ill be down in a minute

congratulations you tricked a chicken

okay arms out to the side now let's all practice repeat after me i will allow you to search me fully and i believe that you pulled my boarding pass completely at random

children relax your arms must be as loose as possible or your parents will not be paid the full amount at harvest

two foreign wars one black president

chicken stop faking i know you can't fly

your comics making fun of brave us u s soldiers are extremely disrespectful those young men and women are over there protecting our freedoms how dare you

you shut up neil there were at least fifty chicks on the e-vite evite i swear to god probably closer to sixty

oh bravo good job sarah get your stupid tears all over that stupid neiman marcus suit that made us lose the stupid election well done

well shit

safiyya your right arm cover it at once boners are haraam

oh no my son had no problem at all coping with the divorce he's fine why do you ask?

craig's friends feared that he would succumb to water poisoning after emptying the five-gallon carboy fortunately this was not the case as craig had secretly filled the carboy with vodka

and shop here

the next version of warcraft will dispense food pellets so that gamers don't starve to death in front of their computers as happens all too often next question blizzard

ballot box shrimp herring

bad news chemtrails are real good they are not as capable of mind-control and health suppression as you thought they were

in recent years developing countries have made great strides to be a part of the world-wide telecommunications network know as the internet with used low-cost computers brought in on carts or pack animals these third-world citizens are quickly learning how to check e-mail view web sites and scam americans

archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






