archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
write us a note fuck you upon returning to his dorm room, lawrence exclaimed, that's it! that's what we need! a way for assholes all over the world to be anonymous dicks!

atheist holy shit, that guy's license place is right! kids! no church this weekend.

who let the dogs out

quadruplets ralph identically, as shown here.

well, yeah, I can see that. how many chicks are actually in your scien right now? 6? 7? they're just crammed in, but they wanted to get in so bad, it was like moths to a streetlight. fuck you, dude. I just saw an extra chick in the wheel well, so, like, 8 chicks.

are you ready? okay, here... I said hands up when you're catching a llama! damn it, austin braden tyler! put your hands up when I'm throwing a llama.

well, I tried to put a hole in him so I could make him a bong, but the son of a bitch got away

you'll never march in this town again

no boats none

oh! look! free ice cream! it's just on the other side of that fence. let me climb over and grab one. I'll be right back.

are you even listening to me, bruce? how many times do I have to explain this? you were sitting right there when that five-year-old bit off my ears.

pressure-rated safety glass 2.8L 4-cyl engine all-wheel drive anti-lock brakes tard hatch

I never thought I'd fall for the chinese finger trap

so we're cool on the twenty bucks? I always knew you were cool, man.

I regret shaving my head, Dan said. a lot

Oh, god. Okay. Don't spell your name wrong. FUCK

archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec






