archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
NUN cat fight snow ball fight putin snowball
What an awesome party! Second only to the time I got everyone together for a Shitvette. What's a shitvette? I might still have a picture of... Ah! Here it is!
Diagnostic test, she said, I've got to check the output against a known standard. She nodded at the first photocopy to come out of the machine. See those vertical lines? Your drum's worn. I'm gonna put my boobs on a couple other parts of the copier just to make sure that's the case.
take a free test to see if you are going to heaven. well, that settles it. i've got some cyberbullying to catch up on.
looks like the douche gods have accepted your sacrifice, bro. you're one of us now.
hailed as a first in talk-show history, oprah winfrey's 2004 car giveaway was not her only attempt to distribute automobiles. her first such event, held in 1992, was far less successful.
Only josh can prevent wildfires.
Hell yeah I'm ready for the end times. Got all the necessities. pop tarts... wheat thins... shit, we even got a baby gate to keep hungry-ass babies out of the bunker. Them shits get out of control during an apocalypse.
obama football
Hey, Jacob... Put em on all your fingers. It doesn't hurt... it actually glides on pretty smoothly.
liberals are like slinky's absolutely useless but they bring a smile to your lips when you push them down the stairs. White people are like Playmobil: made in Europe, permanently affixed with a smug grin, and no fun at all.
bring me the balls put them on the table and leave
What do you mean there aren't any groceries in there? I know for a goddamn fact that they come from minivans. Keep looking.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
