archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
nuttn just hangn w/my boring famly. wat ru doin - Nothing, just hanging with my boring family. What are you doing.
How did you know I wanted you to makes it rain.
Sven! Hälp! Blåbärs soppa is hëvy! (Halp, Blabars, hevy)
Hmm, something's not right... Ah! Needs another "Where."
Sounds like your case will be a slam-dunk. Just fax over the tattoo paperwork and I'll call you Monday. You did get everything in writing, right?
Hold on... The second amendment? I thought we were protesting the quartering of soldiers.
You see that dude? Ugh. I feel like I'm gonna ralph. Yeah... now, two dudes kissing, that'd be hot. Hell yeah, bro. Word to the Chairman.
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Where is my vote? You have voted for George W. Bush.
What makes Joe Biden happy? When he's strolling through the park with his friend Barry and he comes across two masked men beating a third man hanging in a tree by his back skin, while a topless lady reclines on the ground as if nothing is happening.
Looks like your tomatoes are coming in already alreadWHUHHHHGHHHHHH
I don't understand civics or basic math and I vote
You have a hangover? Why am I not surprised? When it's time to fly around with your buddies and crap on people, you never have a hangover, but when we make plans to go look for twigs and string... Are you listening to me? All I'm saying is that swans mate for life, Lance, and we're not swans.
Several feet down the road, another lamp-post bore a similar message written in blue marker: Phi (MY BALLS + YOUR FACE) = 1
Hey, ismail... this is zahir. How is your day so far, my friend? I am calling because I need you to come and pick me up. My camel was towed. The fee is forty riyals plus they chop off one of my hands.
Eagle sparrow 18 to base, over. Can't see the manual, over. Chester is sitting on it. Chester. Move. Move. Chester.
obama can we try to salvage the economy can we dance well let's do it a break it down
I am a juvenile delinquent who should be punished / Let's get out of here, she said, and then, lowering her voice, Looks like juvie's full... if he attacks one of us he'll be right back out on the street with his sign.
I'm okay guys I just gagged a little cause Todd said something about a whale. Those things are sick as hell, man. If you see one, just keep it to yourself. Good. Behind me? It'd better not be a... it's not? Okay, I'll check it OH GODDAMNIT BLURRRGGHK
What? Something on my face? Where? Whuh? sommin on muh fashe?
obama's plan white slavery they figured us out hillary they're just too cunning you know where i can get some giant ovens
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
